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29 posts tagged relationship
29 posts tagged relationship
Me:
(listening to a radio advertisement) Cutie, I want to go to a fortune teller!
Boyfriend:
Why?
Me:
Maybe they can tell if I'm wasting my time [with you]!
Boyfriend:
Hm...hey, what's going on at that church ahead of us?
Me:
It's a WEDDING!!! Is that a SIGN for us?
Boyfriend:
Yikes!
Boyfriend:
I had this conversation with my dad:
Boyfriend:
"Hmm, [Little brother] spends a lot of time playing video games."
Dad:
"Well YOU spend a lot of time talking to your girlfriend!"
Boyfriend:
"You got me. o_O"
Me:
How did your dad know though??
Boyfriend:
..Lucky guess.
Me:
(referring to the Taylor Swift song) Will we ever have a last kiss?
Boyfriend:
What's a last kiss?
Me:
The opposite of a first kiss?
Boyfriend:
Hmm, so you mean not awkward? In that case, yes, we will have lots of last kisses.
Me:
He hasn't even kissed me yet. This is pretty lame!! I'm going to ask him what's taking so long.
Jason:
Haha *gasp* how can he resist?!?!
Me:
I KNOW. OMG. Oh. Em. Gee.
Jason:
Well, if you want, I'll talk some sense into him. Wait, does he know you're a CS major!?
Me:
What does being a CS major have to do with anything?
Jason:
Oh, well everyone knows we CS majors are the envy of all other majors. :)
Me:
Hahaha it is the coolest major.
Jason:
Well, so long as you're spending all this time not kissing anyone, want to work on AI homework with Aaron and me???
He had to cancel his trip to see me. I should have known. Whenever Andrew comes the weather is perfect. The sun shines and the sky is clear, just like my heart. But the forecast for this weekend is severe weather - heavy snow and wind. I was prepared for his flight being cancelled. But I should’ve admitted that the worsening weather forecasts meant that that fate had other plans for our weekend in any case. I was on a cloud getting ready to see him again, but I forgot what those clouds mean. That sun, hugs, happiness, kisses, the ability to poke him, and the feeling that all is right with the world, if only for just that moment - will have to wait for another day. In the meantime, I pulled the extra mattress back up the stairs by myself, and stuffed it away along with my hopes.
Me:
You're a meathead.
Boyfriend:
Hey, I am a stud. Did I mention I have a Ph.D?
Me:
Yes, I'm sure that's helped you pick up chicks.
Boyfriend:
...No...not really...I should have joined a frat.
Flower Andrew bought for me in October at Wilson Farms
“Cheer up sweetie. If you’re sad my hair will stop growing.”
Me:
Hmm, I've cried everytime we've had to say goodbye [for an extended period of time] so far.
Boyfriend:
Yeah, I noticed you don't like that part.