Developing for iOS (time to buy a Macbook Pro...)
Me:
Aww shoot. You need a Mac to develop for the iPhone.
Boyfriend:
..oh, we're not in the cool people club? Is that it?
Me:
Steve Jobs is evil D:
Boyfriend:
No, Steve Jobs isn't doing anything wrong - if you put $2,000 in this jar, Steve Jobs will let you develop iPhone apps for free! :D