Sorority Rush Application
Me:
This application says, 'Choose three words to describe yourself and briefly explain why.' What would you pick?
Boyfriend:
...
"I make circuits."
Me:
[laughing]
Boyfriend:
No? Did I do it wrong? I don't think I'm very good at this; maybe you should try.
Me:
...Meathead...Tough...
Boyfriend:
I don't like where this is going.